He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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