That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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