I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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