She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Alive.
So much puke
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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