All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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