singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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