I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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