she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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