Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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