you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
