Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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