do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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