I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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