I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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