oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
