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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
My liver just had a heart attack.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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