i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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