thus making me awesome and them whores
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
its liver damage thursday
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