told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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