i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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