...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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