i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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