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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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