are you so shy because you have an std?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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