Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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