that's an acceptable place to lick
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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