idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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