oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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