Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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