God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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