So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I touched a dick in church today
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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