he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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