i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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