that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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