I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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