If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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