Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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