if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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