I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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