My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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