I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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