so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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