Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
