p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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