Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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