I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm like, not good at living.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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