I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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