At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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