I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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