1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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